Wishin' On A Bitchin' Christmas (feat. Tectonic)

by MC Conkie Tonk

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Santa Conk and Tectonic we coming to town
The sweetest holiday like crème brûlée
We showing out proud
The wrapping paper crinkle
Underneath the lights that twinkle
So suspenseful
When we put that star on top
Then cover it in tinsel
Tree fit perfect in the window
Once we cut five extra feet
You know we got inflatable snowman
Deck dem halls with the jumbo wreath
We suckin on them candy canes
While slurping on that nog
We got YouTube on the big screen
And we watching the Yule log
Don't go riding in a one horse
Got the keys to Santa's sleigh
Don't have to ask him for permission
We just grab on to them reigns
I know Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen
Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
Santa Conk is on a mission
Wishing on a bitchin Christmas

Mistletoe and lots of gifts
You know I've got a Christmas wish
(Wishin On A Bitchin Christmas)
Ginger bread with chocolate chips
You know I've got a Christmas wish
(Wishin On A Bitchin Christmas)

Im known to eat them cookies
Before I reach into to my sack
Wash them down with mommy's milk
You know I like it from the tap
Stuff them stockings with a smile
Hanging on that chimney stack
Lump of coal for all them haters
That be talking all that smack
Extra love for the believers
Conkie Tonk and old Saint Nick
Mrs. Claus you so damn naughty
Riding on that Conkie trick
Tricked tricked out sled all decked in red
With highlights green it goes so fast
Like Sparky Griswold on that dish
Yeah we off with a big flash
So if you got that spirit
And you wanna make a splash
Just tell Santa Conk
Your Christmas wish
While sitting on my lap
I'll be spreading all my cheer
Then settle down for winters nap
With my custom, hand embroidered
Velvet silky Santa's cap

Mistletoe and lots of gifts
You know I've got a Christmas wish
(Wishin On A Bitchin Christmas)
Ginger bread with chocolate chips
You know I've got a Christmas wish
(Wishin On A Bitchin Christmas)

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released December 19, 2022
Written By: MC Conkie Tonk & Tectonic

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